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Wednesday, October 4, 2006

Case No. 1001: Staci vs. BAD GIRL REAGAN

Exhibit 1:


Reagan in favorite sleeping spot: underneath the covers on Bill and Staci's bed.


Exhibit 2:

No visuals for this one, but just know that Staci had just given Reagan a bath SECONDS earlier so she is still very, very moist.

Exhibit 3:

Reagan coming up for air but still laying on aforementioned bed. The fur dampness can now be viewed.


Verdict:

This is a very bad dog.

Victim Impact Statement:

With the blankets, sheets and mattress cover thoroughly washed, I think I can go on to become a functioning, productive member of society.

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